I can't be held personally responsible for my actions/loss. I had sex for the first time since this summer and didn't have my mind on the game. Seroiusly, how else could Ben have beat me? My brain is normally filled with semen due to my lack of getting any action. This lends itself to good football playing skills. However, my "reserves" had been emptied so that I could only think about how I wish I could have sex more often. Your welcome for confusing/grossing everyone out.

Ben sucks.