Under threat of frequent and gratuitous man-sex, I would like to issue a 
retraction of the statement I made concerning the health and well being of 
one Brad Johnson.  I want to make it clear that I wish no harm upon the 
actual man Brad Johnson, but if his counterpart in Madden 2003 were to be 
sodomized to death by a dolphin, I would shit myself with glee.

-Mark

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For the record, my kicking the winners out of my room is not bad
manners, but just courtesy to ensure i survive med school without a murder-1
rap on my ledger. I think you all appreciate it as much as i do not having
to shake your hand or make small talk with a very sharp steak knife.  My table 
already has stab wounds and a hole kicked through it.

Its 6:40 AM, and although I love this league, FUCK OFF and GOOD MORNING.
I love the fact that in two consecutive weeks the sun has come up before i
saved the game.