Subject: Re: And the awards go to.....

I just wanted to publicly state my opinion that Terrell Owens is a fucking
pussy! What the fuck! How do you throw for 85 fucking TD's and not be the most
valuable player? I mean how? How? HOW? I didn't even have any superstar
recievers to throw to (i.e. Owens). How did the bullshit cheating Xbox pull shit
like that?  85 TD's  not to mention an unbelievable rating, yardage, and team
record!! 85 fucking TD's. I'm going to kill somebody!! 85 TD's!!! Come
on!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would
further like to state that I turned an average quarterback into the greatest
offensive force this side of the Atlantic Ocean. Something should be said for
doing something as amazing as that. I mean 85 fucking TD's!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so pissed. Your all lucky I'm venting now instead of during my playoff game
because if that was the case I think you could see 85 TDs in one game. Owens my
ass!!!!!!!! More like Peerell Poopens!!!!! BOOYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yours truly,

Michael Robert Tritt aka Mathias Q. Jabs

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Brian,

   Prepare to have Terrell's MVP trophy on hand so I can shove it up your ass
once I kick the shit out the Niners.

Sincerely,

Michael

P.S. I love you

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mike,

jealous much
boo hoo hoo

brian