A BIG FUCKING GOOSE-EGG

The Pats were handed a huge lopsided loss (Surprise!) as Miami (howie) lands the FIRST SHUT-OUT in EFL history. Let's just say that the tenor of the day was to be set by Antowain "I HATE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY" Smith's opening series fumble on the 35 that led to Miami's first (of many) TDs of the night. It was done with a minimum of theatrics, just a Miami balanced attack between Williams and.... well, Williams. Ty Law did his part with multiple INT's, continuing his quest for the INT record. Unfortunately, that can't help when your punter practically equals the QB's for total yards. It got so bad that O'Donnell was actually pulled in favor of Rohan Davey (of "Rohan Davey is G-d" fame) but unfortunately he was shut down worse than a 10 year old in a whorehouse anywhere outside of Nebraska.

Congrats to Ben on the first shutout in EFL History.